My reply to another Nigerian Scam

This is my reply to another Nigerian Scam letter i just received recently.. you can see the original email sent to me below after my reply in blue ink...

DEAR EYADEMA,

GOOD DAY!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTEREST AND TRUST IN MAKING ME YOUR "BUSINESS PARTNER". FIRST I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND MY CONDOLENCE FOR THE DEATH OF YOUR FATHER. I HOPE HE IS IN HEAVEN. MR. EYADEMA, I AM A BIT SURPRISED AS TO HOW YOU'D TRUST ME FOR THIS BIG SUM OF MONEY. CONSIDERING THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ME AND WE HAVEN'T MET YET.

ANYWAY, I AM INTRIGUED BY WHAT YOU PROPOSED WITH YOUR EMAIL. IN CASE THAT YOU ARE SERIOUS, HOW WILL YOU SEND ME THE MONEY? I WILL BE HAPPY AND MORE THAN WILLING TO HELP YOU ONLY IF THERE WILL BE NO BANK TRANSACTION. SEE, I AM ALLERGIC TO BANK TRANSFER, BANK WITHDRAWAL, BANK DEPOSITS AND ALL OTHER BANK TRANSACTIONS. IF IT WILL BE POSSIBLE TO SEND ME THE MONEY BY CASH AND IN $100 DENOMINATION ONLY, THEN WE ARE TALKING BUSINESS HERE.

HIT ME BACK AND WE WILL DISCUSS MORE ON THE SPECIFICS.

REGARDS,

PUMZY

P.S. AND OH, DO YOU HAVE A YOUNGER SISTER? YOU CAN SEND ME HER CONTACT NUMBER AND/OR EMAIL ADDRESS. WINK, WINK

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 DEAR PUMZY,

I AM MR. RICHARD VINO EYADEMA THE SECOND SON OF THE LATE PRESIDENT OF REPUBLIC OF TOGO.

IAM SORRY FOR THE INITIAL CONTACT THROUGH EMAIL.BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER PRESIDENT GNASSINGBE EYADEMA ON 5TH OF FEB. 2005, HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF TWENTY-FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY (US$25M) TO A SECURITY COMPANY IN LONDON FOR SPECIAL PROJECT IN MY COMMUNITY, WHICH HE DID NOT EXECUTED BEFORE HIS DEATH. IT HAPPENS THAT THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT OF THIS ABOVE MENTIONED SUM OF MONEY IS BEEN GIVEN TO ME TO KEEP, WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE OF MY SENIOR BROTHER FAURE EYADEMA WHO TOOK OVER THE GOVERNMENT IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE INCIDENT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, MY SENIOR BROTHER FAURE EYADEMA WHO DON'T KNOW ANY THING ABOUT THIS DEPOSIT,THAT IS WHY I WANTED TO SHIFT THIS MONEY TO ASIAN COUNTIES LIKE INDONESIA AND MALAYSIA TO INVEST THE MONEY IN A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS. IN VIEW OF THIS, I WRITE TO YOU BASE ON THE GROUND OF INVESTIGATION I DID WITHIN THE GLOBAL NETWORK TO SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE PERSON THAT WILL ASSIST ME RECEIVE THIS MONEY IN MALAYSIA OR INDONESIA PENDING WHERE YOU WILL LIKE THEM TO HAND OVER THE MONEY TO YOU.I HAVE ARRANGED WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY TO DELIVER THE MONEY IN MALAYSIA OR INDONESIA TO ENABLE YOU HAVE ACCESS TO CLAIM THE MONEY AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE MONEY.

ALREADY I HAVE TOLD THE SECURITY COMPANY THAT I WILL PRESENT MY BUSINESS PATNER TO RECEIVE THE CONSIGNMENT. AS IT IS NOW, WHAT I REQUIRED FROM YOU IS YOUR ACCEPTANCE TO STAND AS THE OWNER OF THE MONEY. BEAR IN MIND THAT THIS BUSINESS IS RISK FREE FROM ALL CORNERS.I WILL COMPENSATE YOU WITH 35% OF THE TOTAL SUM,WHILE 65% WILL BE FOR ME.

AGAIN I WILL LIKE TO INVEST MY SHARE INTO A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS IN YOUR COUNTRY WHICH YOU WILL BE SUPERVISING THE BUSINESS. FINALLY, I WILL FORWARD THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS TO YOU WHEN TOU DECLARE YOUR INTENTION TOWARDS THIS PROJECT.CONTACT ME WITH THIS ALTERNATIVE EMAIL ADDRESS:richardvino02@yahoo.fr

YOURS SINCERELY,

MR. RICHARD VINO EYADEMA

ALTERNATIVE EMAIL:richardvino02@yahoo.fr