Humor

A
U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon
anIraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite
side of theroad was an American Marine in a similar but less
serious state. The Marinewas conscious and alert and as first aid
was given to both men, the squadleader asked the injured Marine
what had happened.

The
Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along
thehighway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.
We saw eachother and both took cover in the ditches along the
road.I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable,
lowlife scumbag, andhe yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a
good-for-nothing, fat, left wingliberal drunk. So I said
that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yea. Well, so does
Hillary Clinton!And, there we were, in the middle of the
road, shaking hands, when a truckhit us."

There is nothing like the right comment to end an argument and this story, which a friend shared with me, has it.   Enjoy!

A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and asked his father if  they could discuss his use of the car.   

His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut, and we'll talk about the car."     

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it.     

too funny

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238.88 cans of Whoop Ass + You (me) = Death.

i love funny stuff ... try this in any site with pictures ... sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt

first find a website with pictures (google)

click the address bar (erasing everything in it)

paste into the address bar this:

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300;
y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function
A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute';
DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}
setInterval('A()',5); void( 0 )

hey guys I just took a poop.

Labor
Day marks the traditional end of summer.  Following Labor Day, the
season begins to change.  The days get shorter, the nights cooler and
the leaves on trees turn brilliant colors and then fall to the ground. 
As farmers concentrate on their harvests and children head back to
school, store shelves suddenly overflow with pumpkins, witches,
skeletons and other scary creatures.  For, with the advent of Fall, we
know that Halloween is just around the corner.

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"It's vile, it's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction"

Former Republican Congressman Mark Foley's comments made on 9/12/98 in regards to Kenneth Starr's report on President Bill Clinton.

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